Rain of Anecdotes

First Anecdote 

I remember in third grade I had to give a presentation. But before that, I had decided to go to the bathroom to stand out. All very well ... the bathroom wasn't full or anything like that ... until I looked at the strap of my pants. At that age, and with an exposure that made me nervous, I couldn't remember how to put on the strap correctly.

I came Out of the bathroom convinced that nothing would happen if I didn't put it on. My pants would hold, I thought. A few minutes later I was already standing in front of the blackboard, in front of everyone, naming the parts of the plants ... stem, leaves, root ... In the middle of the exhibition I stiffened and felt a tingling in my hip. Then it happened. My pants slid to the floor.

 Shame clouded my vision, I could no longer even make out the faces of my companions, not to mention that for a few seconds my mind went blank. My dignity looked at me from a corner with her arms crossed with the phrase "I told you so" in her mouth.

I exhibited against my will and quickly sat up. Although my best friend tried to comfort me, he just wanted to disappear.