The anecdote of the Dog  One day I left my home very late and I found something that froze my blood: about twenty meters from me was lying a pitbull dog, light brown, white chest, looking to want to bite me, it was the very canine incarnation of Lucifer or the dog version of Hitler ... But hey, it was not the dog itself that scared me: in fact, there is a demonic impulse in me that gives me great pleasure at the idea of ​​being chased by a dog ... You know, adrenaline. Well, what scared me the most was that near him, there were two little barefoot girls Hitting the Dog! One kicked his belly and the other pulled his ears ... A total disgrace! Or a beautiful surreal scene except for the obvious danger that was there ..... When I stopped to observe that, the dog got up violently, he was going to attack. That impulse to get up triggered screams of panic from the babies, the dog was about to dismember ..... Me! Well, the dog ran to where I was ... the panic I felt turned into cou...

First Anecdote  I remember in third grade I had to give a presentation. But before that, I had decided to go to the bathroom to stand out. All very well ... the bathroom wasn't full or anything like that ... until I looked at the strap of my pants. At that age, and with an exposure that made me nervous, I couldn't remember how to put on the strap correctly. I came Out of the bathroom convinced that nothing would happen if I didn't put it on. My pants would hold, I thought. A few minutes later I was already standing in front of the blackboard, in front of everyone, naming the parts of the plants ... stem, leaves, root ... In the middle of the exhibition I stiffened and felt a tingling in my hip. Then it happened. My pants slid to the floor.  Shame clouded my vision, I could no longer even make out the faces of my companions, not to mention that for a few seconds my mind went blank. My dignity looked at me from a corner with her arms crossed with the phrase "I told you s...